"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/13/2018 at 12:02 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/13/2018 at 12:02 • Filed to: None | 4
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Seems legi t.
For Sweden
> Textured Soy Protein
12/13/2018 at 12:05 |
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Here me out.
Chief of Staff Ray Wert
DipodomysDeserti
> Textured Soy Protein
12/13/2018 at 12:08 |
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“Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie every day.”
I would have went with Circus Peanut, but I’ll allow it.
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DipodomysDeserti
> For Sweden
12/13/2018 at 12:09 |
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“Who is Ray Wert?”
-Gen Z Oppos
ttyymmnn
> Textured Soy Protein
12/13/2018 at 12:16 |
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At this point, absolutely nothing would surprise me.
Tapas
> Textured Soy Protein
12/13/2018 at 12:17 |
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Trump: So what if this new chief guy is some weak looser who I need to fire in a month?
Advisers : Don’t worry, President Trump. Getting fired is his last name.
One month later.
Trump : Hello, Jose? You’re fired. Sack0! Si! Can sacko. You go-o.
Mercedes Streeter
> Textured Soy Protein
12/13/2018 at 12:19 |
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Considering Trump’s diet is charred steak with ketchup, fast food, and his age, I’m not entirely sure the man could survive getting “buff”.
¯\_()_/¯
Oh god, I just realized a muscly Mike Pence and I’m actually pretty okay with that...what’s wrong with me!?!?!?!?
Chariotoflove
> For Sweden
12/13/2018 at 12:20 |
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I’m listening.
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For Sweden
> Mercedes Streeter
12/13/2018 at 12:21 |
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Me when people can’t look past my muscles
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> DipodomysDeserti
12/13/2018 at 12:48 |
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Twinkie
is soft and squishy
much like his body, Circus peanut would infer there is some sort of muscle mass underneath that lard.
MonkeePuzzle
> For Sweden
12/13/2018 at 12:58 |
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“WHY WHEN WE GOOGLE FOR THE NEW CHIEF OF STAFF RAY WERT IS THE FIRST PAGE OF RESULTS ON GOOGLE IMAGES A PICTURE OF RAY F^%KING A CAR!?” ~ GOP House leader
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MonkeePuzzle
> Textured Soy Protein
12/13/2018 at 12:59 |
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not with that less than anglicized name :S
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For Sweden
> MonkeePuzzle
12/13/2018 at 13:03 |
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“I bet that car didn’t snitch to a special prosecutor though.” -GOP House aid.
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Textured Soy Protein
> MonkeePuzzle
12/13/2018 at 13:23 |
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Trump likes minorities as long as they’re former Celebrity Apprentice cast members.
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MonkeePuzzle
> For Sweden
12/13/2018 at 13:32 |
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Wert paid off the car to cover up their sexual liaisons
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For Sweden
> MonkeePuzzle
12/13/2018 at 13:34 |
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Wert doesn’t need money to buy silence. He only needs threats.